I Have No Ideas and I Must Make Scream

Somebody needs to tell film makers that pointing out the flawed nature and cynacism of modern sequels doesn't give you a pass to just go ahead and deliver a by the numbers version of the exact thing you just mocked (looking at you Matrix).

That is the problem here, there is nothing wrong with some good old slasher action but the movie invites you to expect more with no intention of delivering. The opening name checks a whats what of modern "elavated" (read actually good) horror films before it goes on to explain how the killer is attempting to make a requal and all the things this will entail. This leaves the viewer waiting for an extra twist or layer on the formula that never comes and a finale that is just a pale rehash of the original. There is fun to be had along the way thanks to a good cast and entertaining beats but it never really satisfies.

With references to Rian Johnson and toxic fan culture its possible the writers are just making fun of exactly the kind of person who will enjoy this movie. If that's the case you have to respect the moxy but I still shouldn't leave the cinema wishing I'd watched the parody movie within your movie rather than the real thing.

6 Munch paintings out of 10.

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