Style in a Half Shell

There is no doubt Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles : Mutant Mahem owes something of a debt (visually at least) to "Into the Spider-Verse" but direct comparisons are a little unfair. While the story of Miles Morales and Co was a spectacular combination of art techniques this turtle adventure has its own singular visual vision, a beautiful hand drawn style that gives a stop motion feel and gives the impression of a moving sketchbook. A banging hip hop soundtrack completes the sense of style.

The story focuses on the Turtles attempts to be be accepted by society so they can live normal teenage lives. They surmise that the best way to do this is to stop the crime spree being led by mysterious villain Superfly. It's a standard story that works well due to strong characters. The Turtles themselves feel distinct in a way they don't in some other incarnations and they actually come across as teenagers rather than frat bros, Jackie Chan brings sympathy to overprotective father Splinter and Ice Cube drips charisma as Superfly.

Everything is well paced with a blend of fun action, laughs and heartfelt moments even if the changes in tone are occasionally a little jarring. There is a slightly lame second thread to the plot involving an evil corporation (for a change) that aims to set up future movies and a TV show but it doesn't distract from the fun and even ends up providing one the movie's best gags.

Another animation banger in a year that seems to be full of them.

8 successful mutations out of 10 doses of ooze.

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